Records on Random : 008 : Tori Amos “Under the Pink”

In “honor” of the release of Tori Amos’ box set at the end of September, we at RetroLowFi felt that it was fitting to do a Tori Amos Records on Random.

The box set, titled A Piano: The Collection, is a five-disc set of classics, remixes, rarities, demos, B-sides, unreleased songs, and five new tracks.

Oh, and to include all this stuff, this box set revises the tracklists for every one of her records, even combining them in some cases. WHAT?!

To prove to Tori that she shouldn’t be screwing with the early albums, you know, that ones that that work, we present to you perhaps Tori’s best album, Under the Pink, on random. Straddle it!

01. God. Damn. That’s certainly a way to begin a record. A song about how you can’t even trust God and how just maybe he needs to get laid. DAMN. Weird guitar noise and bizarre arrangements to boot, nice start.

02. Past The Mission. I’m glad this next song is a little calmer. You need that after being barraged with “God.” On this song, Tori duets with Trent Reznor in the chorus, and frankly, it’s probably the best work he’s done since his second record. At any rate, this song about being stripped of one’s individuality and culture via conquistadors and their missions serves as a nice juxtaposition in subject next to “God.”

03. Cloud On My Tongue. Dear god, this song is gorgeous. And not a bad move from nearly the end of side two to the beginning of side one. A song about cycles and doing the same things over and over again even though you know the outcome will be painful. The song starts quietly, then builds amid strings until the “circles and circles and circles again (got to stop spinning)” ending, then returns to being peaceful.

04. Icicle. Nice transition. This song is so ridiculously pretty, and the music combines with the lyrics so well. The song is mostly bare, just a trickling piano, which symbolizes either dripping water or wandering fingertips. And using masturbation as a method of discovering that religion may be not all it’s cracked up to be is a pretty damn good metaphor.

05. The Waitress. YES! Why can’t she write songs like this anymore! And how striking after “Icicle.” Utilizing the dynamic of quiet-loud-quiet, the song expresses rage and reservationy expertly. The song details how women deal with people they aren’t crazy about how still have to deal with all the time. Man, this song could very well have been my theme song for the past year and a half or so.

06. Baker Baker. Good job, randomizer. After a song like “The Waitress,” we certainly need a little quiet and subtlety. Baker Baker is a gorgeous song, and perhaps one of my favorites of hers. It’s about regeneration and healing. This song will absolutely cocoon a person in the right mindset.

07. Space Dog. And a weird ‘80s-ish bass to bizarrely kick off side two. Many people say that this song is a tribute to Patti Smith, which explains the strangeness of this song. Truthfully, I’ve never known what to make of this one. Lyrics like “racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning” still puzzle me. The dynamics in this song are pretty remarkable, though.

08. The Wrong Band. I guess this song had to go somewhere, but what weird placement. This used to close side one on the cassette I wore to useless pieces of plastic and tape. A song about not being sure if you’re in the right place in life, it’s a neat little one, but not one of the better ones.

09. Pretty Good Year. Man, I’d forgotten how much she did the quiet-loud-quiet thing. This song is great, though, gorgeous. Again, I wish she’d use more of this in her later career. This used to open the record, but it’s placement here is decidedly okay.

10. Cornflake Girl. And we’re back to violence. This song, which Tori has said was inspired by Alice Walker and African women forced into circumcision, is about how much anger and aggression women have toward each other. It’s easily one of the best songs on the album. After a mostly quiet few songs, it’s nice to pick things back up.

11. Bells For Her. What a lovely and haunting song to follow “Cornflake Girl.” The song, which features a piano ripped apart and reassembled to sound like a toy piano, is said to have been an improvisational song. Her producer just hit record and this is the result. That this song is about the fact that death is always a second closer and is played on essentially a child’s toy is terrifying.

12. Yes, Anastasia. Interesting how this random mix ends with the same song the album originally did. There’s absolutely no other place this song could have been placed. This nine-and-a-half-minute absolute epic is based on Anastasia Romanov, the Russian girl who escaped execution. It’s a pretty song, if not a little exhausting.

The result: not bad. While it’s not nearly as good as the album’s normal flow, this new order showcases songs that weren’t previously at the forefront. And that’s nice, but those of us who grew up with this record love it for what it is. Sure, these songs are so solid that it’s not hard for them to stand on their own, but the original order works and highlights all the right areas. That said, Tori, please stop tampering with the albums we loved, especially the classics. It’s fine that you want to release extra songs from this period, but as you can see, there’s nothing wrong with this record.